Mezonoxian Operations - Featuring Mesonoxia  Patent Elixir & Existential Medicine Show
 
 
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Enjoyed your free sample of Mesonoxia?  Can't wait for more? 
 
Help us get more Mesonoxia cooked up, refined and delivered to you personally.
 
Donations are appreciated, but you can also get on the maintenance plan, get prescription strength Mesonoxia tailored to you , not available to the general public or prior to it becoming available to the masses.  You may even be invited to join the guild and become a Mesonoxia distributor/ad-minister with your own copy and distribution license.  Start small, go big, It's all up to you.  The game began a long time ago.  You can dabble with the mez on occasion or you can jump in with both feet.  But this is just a beginning, and while the end will be much like the beginning, most do find what they were looking for somewhere in the middle of...
 
 
 
 
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As you give so shall you receive.
 
 
 
As you measure,
 
Its measuring you back.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Use the form below to give us more insight into yourself so we can craft a precision blend of Meson to suit your needs.  Your donation to the right (our right, your left)  is a gesture of your generosity and will be received as such. Maybe it indicates a value you believe you've  received from this site.  Maybe you just like where this is going.
 
We do not often sell Mesonoxia directly.  Suspend your habitual way of doing business online or any other way. 
Arrest the temptation to think you should pay us first for a product. 
 
 We give freely.  You may reward us if you choose to, or not.  Your donations are an indication  you have gotten "something" out of this, even if that something is just a mere curiosity.  We're not going to tell you what value you to place on it.  That is in the eye of each beholder.  
 
 
 
 
          We could offer you a guarantee.  Or you can simply offer us the  guarantee that if you do not like what you have read, heard or seen in Mesonoxia you simply won't send us any money.  Doesn't that make more sense?  Some write books, some create "courses"  some post videos to YouTube and try to get ad money off of the hits.  Some write newsletters, some make CD's or DVD's  We could do any of it and probably will.   How's this....  If you believe the whole world needs to hear what this is after you have ingested it, you must demand it.  Shower enough appreciation in the basket and we will be able to do so, or give you the right to do it as you wish.  Our long term goal after the unique animal sanctuary/herbivore Kingdom Mesonoxia, is to open the Mesonoxia Illuminarium on the Boardwalk in Atlantic City.  If you have interest in helping us with this, we can give you more information on the blueprints.  If you believe the more advanced recipes ought to remain "underground" or as your secret stash, we are open to that as well.
 
 
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A bit about yourself (all is confidential, & some is just for marketing puposes) Don't fill out anything you don't feel comfortable with.
Name (if you contributed money to this site under a different name, please tell us that name here also)
Sex
Male
Female
Hemaphrodite
Age
Education
Self Educated
Trade School /Culinary etc.
High School Graduate
G.E.D. (good enough diploma)
Some college
AA
BA
MA
Doctoate
Quit just B4 graduating one or more of the above
Other types of education not listed
Interests, Hobbies
Favorite Authors, Books, Movies, or Documentaries you would recomend
Do you consider yourself...?
Introverted
Extroverted
I don't know
It depends on what time of day & who I'm around
I know the exact %, why it shifted from last year
Marital Status
How many children do you have? (if any)
Profession
Former Professions
Do you still eat meat or dairy
Fuck You & Yes
Yes
No
Only eat ___when ___as that's when___ occurs etc.
If any reason other than "no", why
I like how it tastes
God says its cool
Everything you said and I got a big TRUCK yeehaa
Under the delusion there's nutrients i need.
No fuck you there is nutrients I swear
I'm just, i know its evil, & I don't think'bout it
I'm just starting to question if I should
Said no above but still irresistible urge to opine
Skills, areas of expertise
Stuff your pretty good at but not great
Why did you donate to Mesonoxia? check any or all that apply
I didn't
I just want to help the cause w/ no expectations
I was curious what would happen next
I enjoyed it & thought that was fair
I'd just like to read more
How would you be able to help us?
Financially
Spreading the word
With specific skills
IDK what skills, but would love to help some way
I need more info before I can answer
Who said I'm helping u? Helpin ya fillin this out
What appealed to you most about Mesonoxia? Specific themes, chapters you liked best, et cetera
Anything you didn't like or found confusing?
What are you looking for out of life you don't currently have?
Are you more interested personal growth or are you more interested in making the world better, both, one more than the other? In your own words..
How did you find us?
When did you first visit the site, and how often have you checked back?
Would you like to be notified of updates?
Yes
No
If yes, how frequently?
Any update, I like watching the process unfold
Just when there is a new page or feature
No more than once a week
No more than once every few weeks
No more than once a month
Quarterly
How do you like to be updated
email
text message
twitter
I like enjoy recieving snail mail too
other (google+, youtube, etc.)
Contact information you feel like providing for updates, gifts, or other future marketing
Anything else you feel like telling us at this time.... Any questions where the options didn't match your answers.... Or any grammatical errors you found on this site you wish to inform us of - write here...